Monday
5.6.23 at 7:11

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tigerwing-infinity:

theenglishmanwithallthebananas:

sugarblob0:

sangled:

lesbian-yandere:

YALL THEY’RE ADVANCING

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Dude, I got the same person (with different username of course) and had a whole freaking conversation with them before I blocked them and only after I had seen this with the exact same messages I got, did I realize,

It was a bot.

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randall munroe predicting the future in 2009

Pro tip: ask them to say penis

Friday
4.7.23 at 12:01

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Friday
4.7.23 at 11:00

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candycoatedblood:

happily found this near where I am

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hopethisdsntawakenanythinginme:

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has this been done yet

Friday
4.7.23 at 8:01

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robotpussy:

robotpussy:

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The Kens (and Allan) of
Greta Gerwig’s Barbie (2023)

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#now who tf is allan. anyway im glad to see michael cera

sigh. allen is ken’s “‘best’ buddy”… make of that what you will

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Friday
7.4.23 at 7:00

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manny-jacinto:

BARBIE (2023)


dir. Greta Gerwig

dateamonster:

one thing about me is that im a wiggler. you can count on me to squirm. even writhe, when the occasion calls for it.

Friday
4.7.23 at 5:00

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mahgck:

dzamie:

mahgck:

mahgck:

its so funny to me that people on twitter n tiktok are like “ok but porns still banned on tumblr so at least we’re better then them” as if they dont have to typ3 w0rd$ I1k3 th!$ to get around their censors

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y34h, 4t l34st on th1s s1t3 you c4n t3ll th4t th3 p3rson h4s 4 p4rt1cul4r, mor3 4nnoy1ng r34son to typ3 l1k3 th1s

i want to you to eat deodorant

Friday
4.7.23 at 4:00

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corvus-whittacre:

tippitv:

I feel like if a vampire feeds on you without killing you, they should give you a lil cookie and cup of juice afterwards, like the blood donation center does.

vampire that wears a lil fanny pack with snacks and juice boxes in it everywhere they go

just-shower-thoughts:

Often, leaving work early is much more satisfying than a usual day off

Friday
4.7.23 at 2:00

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disgustinggf:

are u gonna give me kisses every five seconds or do u hate me

theme.